MLB 2007 Season Future Timeline

April 5: 2006 Home Run Derby ends

April 12: Barry Bonds arms become first body part to reach McCovey Cove after flying off in mid-swing

May 15: Kansas City Royals officially eliminated from postseason play

May 20: Sammy Sosa sprints to right field carrying a BALCO flag

May 30: Ken Griffey Jr., amid leaping warning track catch, becomes first player to lose his head over the wall

May 31: Tampa Bay Devil Rays introduce "Dressdown Gameday" featuring players in their off-season weekend attire

June 2: Something bizarre and/or horrible will happen to a player from Venezuela

June 21: Justin Morneau wears a new uniform that says on the back, "Remember me, I was the MVP last year"

June 23: David Ortiz's signature "spit & clap" partially blinds ump with barbaric loogie spray

June 29: Albert Puljos points to the sky after he laces up his cleats

July 1: New Cubs CF Alfonso Soriano gets tangled in the Ivy. Proceeds to smoke his way out.

July 10: KC Royals introduce the Reggie Sanders 'mow the lawn while playing centerfield' promotion

July 12: A-Rod's bat files sexual assault charges against him

July 18: Bobby Jenks becomes first pitcher to literally throw a meatball which Frank Thomas happily catches in his mouth. The crowd erupts

July 26: Eric Chavez stripped of captaincy after arriving at A’s clubhouse without any facial hair

September 5: Pedro Martinez finally meets Karim Garcia at Queens Salsa club

September 8: Pat Burrell becomes first Phillie to successfully catch ball and multiple batteries at same time

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