NBA Journeyman Zendon Hamilton signs skank to 10-day
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By: A. Grady

NBA journeyman Zendon Hamilton

ORLANDO, FL – Just minutes after signing his second 10-day contract with the Orlando Magic, NBA journeyman Zendon Hamilton inked longtime NBA groupie and skank Mandy Wright to a 10-day contract on Tuesday. It’s deal that has raised eyebrows around the basketball world, especially amongst crappy NBA fringe players.

“This just makes things a lot easier” explained a visibly relieved Hamilton, “Instead of me putzing around the Ramada for the next week, trying to find some decent poon-tang, I get Mandy locked up for the next 10 days and have that peace of mind, knowing when I get back after practice or a game, she’ll be waiting, ready for a good old-fashioned freakfest.”

Despite having a deal with the voluptuous Wright in place, Hamilton's remains cautiously optimistic. "The papers are signed, but realistically anything can happen in 10 days, man," said Hamilton, deep in thought. "I mean, if Dwight Howard gives her that 'it's go time' look, that contract is out the window bro. She'll be straddling that boy like he's Smartie Jones or some shit."

Nevertheless, other players are impressed. “No shit?” said Anthony Goldwire (currently playing for the South Dakota Screaming Horsebreath of the NBDL). “That dude might be on to something. The Blazers just contacted my agent, I should give that squeezer Lonni a call.”

Wright, for her part, was skeptical about the deal at first, saying that only being with one player for 10 straight days sounded clingy and downright insane. However, after some thought the prominent Floridian skank warmed up to the idea since the time she normally spends trolling hotel bars and clubs could go straight toward siphoning NBA baller cash and cock.